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Romney Drops Out of Race, Returns to Planet Kolob.

Romney: conservative, moderate, lifelong hunter, astronaut.
Mitt Romney has suspended his presidential campaign. With all of his money, he couldn’t compete with John McCain. Romney could barely compete with Huckabee and Huckabee has about $15 bucks to spend on his campaign. The strategy seems to be that if Romney stays in the race any longer, he’ll […]

FCC Chairman Kevin Martin is the “Buffalo Chip of the Week.” (12/10-12/16)

Do you think you have choices? You don’t. Corporations shape the way we get our news through the ownership of multiple new sources. Fox, Fox News, Fox Business News, Fox Sports, NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, etc. You get the picture. Corporate power has become too great. Federal Communications Committee Chairman Kevin Martin wants to ease regulations […]

Ron Paul is the “Buffalo Chip of the Week.” (11/12-11/18)

Ron Paul is looney
Two weeks ago Ron Paul raised over $4.2 million dollars in one day. This would indicate that this Republican candidate for president is growing in popularity. He does have this weird lunatic following that is ever present on the internet, trolling sites like digg.com and reddit.com. His followers flood these sites with […]

Michelle Malkin Might Have Rabies!

Some of the symptoms of rabies are confusion, agitation, abnormal behavior, paranoia and delerium. If you have watched Malkin on Fox or read her blog you may have noticed that she expresses these symptoms quite often. I’m not saying that she’s a “girl dog” who never got her vaccinations, but she acts pretty […]

50 Reasons Why The Republican Party Should Implode In On Itself And Cease To Exist

50. They hate black people – top Republicans skip debate at Morgan St. University.
49. They hate Mexicans – they want to put up a border wall.
48. They hate gays – they introduce Constitutional amendments to ban gay marriage.
47. They hate themselves when they turn out to be gay – see […]

Pistolera Pelosi

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi proclaimed that “there was a new sheriff in town” when the Democrats took over both houses of congress. A few months ago an Iraq War funding bill was passed. They failed to cut spending on the war: the power of the purse. On Wednesday the House passed a domestic […]